Talk Dirty To Me!

by Valerie, Mom Knows It All

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Cottonelle Be Kind To Your Behind

Wondering what the title of this post means, right? If you follow me on Twitter, like my Facebook or read Mom Knows It All regularly, you know I love music. “Talk Dirty To Me” was the name of a song by the band Poison. This post is not about that. It’s not about music at all, actually.

Sometimes in life there are times you’re willing to try different products, brands and items. It doesn’t hurt, after all, right? New looseleaf paper? I’ll check it out. New pasta? Yep. New pens? Yep. New cat litter? Sure. New paper towels? Absolutely. New toilet paper? Probably not. Why? Toilet paper is one of those things that I am very particular about. It’s one of those products that you just have to love, because you use it all the time. Anyone that says otherwise is full of it. It’s quite simply a fact of life. You poop, you clean up. There are two important things in toilet paper to me – that it works and that it doesn’t hurt my butt. (Or as the Brits call it, your bum.) You’re familiar with the saying “be kind to your behind”, right?

Well, I have a piece of exciting news. I, along with 49 other Moms that hang out on Triberr, have been selected as a Cottonelle brand ambassador. Who would do such a thing? The brave Dino Dogan. Well, I think that he must be brave, to lead a group of 50 women that will be talking dirty. Giggle. Anyway. Back to the subject at hand. I am happy to announce that I will be participating in the Moms for Cottonelle campaign! Wondering what that’s about? Here’s a brief video about it.

So what does this mean for you? Well, I talk about a lot of things here on Mom Knows It All. I recently decided I wanted to be more personal with my readers, and I mean really, how much more personal can you get then wiping your butt? So yes, it means we’re going to be talking about out butts! LOL. Yes it does! This is actually a topic near and dear to me, since I not have my own butt to keep clean, I also have my youngest son’s butt to keep clean. Which is where this whole topic is going to be key.

Stay tuned!

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21 comments

Jen August 18, 2013 - 10:45 am

Haha! This is a great post, and I love Cottonelle, and Poison! Thanks for sharing.

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valmg August 18, 2013 - 11:53 am

Jen, Cottonelle rocks! LOL.

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Brittany B August 18, 2013 - 11:27 am

Love your post title! So excited to be working with you and the other girls on this!

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valmg August 18, 2013 - 11:53 am

Brittany, it should be lots of fun!

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Nicole August 18, 2013 - 12:33 pm

One of my favorite songs of all time! Excited to be joining you as one of the other 49 ambassadors. 🙂 We get to talk about bums! haha

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Emily August 18, 2013 - 1:02 pm

Hahaha! You’re definitely brave for taking on such a personal topic so publicly. Yet, toilet paper is part of life so why not talk about it?

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April @ First Time Mom & Dad August 18, 2013 - 2:12 pm

That video is hilarious! Congrats on being a brand ambassador!

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daisy August 18, 2013 - 3:27 pm

How funny. I’m looking forward to reading more.

We use Cottonelle. I love how soft and thick their TP is!

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Danielle August 18, 2013 - 4:15 pm

Love this campaign. Lets get real and be honest… about bums!

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actingbalancedmom August 18, 2013 - 5:37 pm

Love your post title! Great way to start a TP conversation!

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Katherine Bartlett August 18, 2013 - 6:27 pm

Looking forward to working with you on this campaign!

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pat. marsden August 19, 2013 - 8:10 am

TP–can’t be without it–softer and kinder than the things people used over the centuries.

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pat. marsden August 19, 2013 - 8:10 am

TP–can’t be without it–softer and kinder than the things people used over the centuries.

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Miranda Sherman August 19, 2013 - 1:48 pm

Oh I LOVE your post title! Thats awesome! I love Cottonelle products!

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Sara August 19, 2013 - 2:50 pm

Great song! I LOVE how you managed to tie in one of the greatest hair bands of the 80’s with bums/tp….priceless! 🙂

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valmg August 19, 2013 - 6:55 pm

Sara – that’s my generation! (I’m 47.)

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Autumn August 19, 2013 - 9:13 pm

I can totally relate with you about the toilet paper. We only buy Cottonelle, and that’s not changing any time soon. This is such a fun campaign, especially all of the potty humor 😉

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Mitch August 20, 2013 - 8:06 am

This is my fav brand as well, now to get to my own write up!
mitch

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Tasha August 20, 2013 - 1:20 pm

Love that song! And I love Cottonelle! Never thought I would see Poison and wiping butts in the same post! LOL! Excited to be a part of this campaign with you:)

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Maria August 20, 2013 - 8:14 pm

Love this video!! Can’t wait to see what else is in store for cherry and ourselves!!

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Nancy September 24, 2013 - 11:22 am

Talking about cleaning bums seems more posh with Cherry Healey’s English accent – LOL!

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